“ I do not like the poem.. I like the story” – Aisha Patterson
Ode to Megan Fox: Oh Megan Fox, How your hair glistens. Oh Megan Fox, Seeing you in transformers made my heart go boom. Megan, Oh Megan, I love you like a dollar bill loves an atm machine. If I got a penny for every time you made my heart thump, I’d be a trillionare. If only I could meet you, That would make my life. Just to see you, Feel you, Caress your body. Oh Megan, We will see each other one day. Sonnet
Jack Prelutsky
The visitor it went and tickled rover and terrified the cat it sliced apart my necktie and rudely crushed my hat it smeared my head with honey and filled the tub with rocks and when i yelled in anger it stole my shoes and socks that's just the way it happened it happened all today before it bowed politely and softly went away As soon as Fred gets out of bed As soon as Fred gets out of bed, his underwear goes on his head. His mother laughs, "Don't put it there, a head's no place for underwear!" But near his ears, above his brains, is where Fred's underwear remains. At night when Fred goes back to bed, he deftly plucks it off his head. His mother switches off the light and softly croons, "Good night! Good night!" And then, for reasons no one knows, Fred's underwear goes on his toes.
Ode to Megan Fox:
Oh Megan Fox,
How your hair glistens.
Oh Megan Fox,
Seeing you in transformers made my heart go boom.
Megan,
Oh Megan,
I love you like a dollar bill loves an atm machine.
If I got a penny for every time you made my heart thump,
I’d be a trillionare.
If only I could meet you,
That would make my life.
Just to see you,
Feel you,
Caress your body.
Oh Megan,
We will see each other one day.
Sonnet
Jack Prelutsky
The visitor
it went and tickled rover
and terrified the cat
it sliced apart my necktie
and rudely crushed my hat
it smeared my head with honey
and filled the tub with rocks
and when i yelled in anger
it stole my shoes and socks
that's just the way it happened
it happened all today
before it bowed politely
and softly went away
As soon as Fred gets out of bed
As soon as Fred gets out of bed,
his underwear goes on his head.
His mother laughs, "Don't put it there,
a head's no place for underwear!"
But near his ears, above his brains,
is where Fred's underwear remains.
At night when Fred goes back to bed,
he deftly plucks it off his head.
His mother switches off the light
and softly croons, "Good night! Good night!"
And then, for reasons no one knows,
Fred's underwear goes on his toes.